Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

Emotional Jizz

When you cum from pure beauty not from being sexually aroused.

My first emotional jizz was because my dad said he loved me.

by snorlax blumpkin December 22, 2018

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

Rizz and jizz

Fanum taxing the Ohio sigma will Drive the Gyatt to Skibidi town

"I',m going to rizz and jizz"

by Mark's May 7, 2024

jizz

when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.

I jizzed on your mom

by dasaggyballman9 June 4, 2024