Buttered Pig

Someone whose hauling ass on the road or just haulin ass in general
That guy just drove by like a buttered pig doing 90 in a 65......
by Crisp N. Brown July 14, 2022
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Better Butter

(N) Better Butter (bettah buttah). The term used to describe natural pleasurable or pleasing orifice juice utilized for lubrication during sexual acts.

(Adj) Better Butter-ish. The term to describe an act was quality & approved grade a Better Better.
Sentence: Oh I know that couple must stay together because of their obvious use of better butter. I want me some that Bettah Buttahhhh!!
by The Stuffer, of Chefs December 03, 2021
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fan butter

The sweat accidentally accumulated by celebrities and guests, normally at sci-fi, comic book, anime and gaming conventions, when they have to get up-close and personal with sweaty fans.
I got half-a-pound of fan butter on my arm just by taking a photo with the guy in the Mercy shirt who hasn’t washed all weekend.
by TCWolf August 11, 2019
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Cooter Butter

A reference to one of the most hilarious forum posts in the history of the internet.
I can't find any lube, here's some butter for your cooter, I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes... cooter butter.
by tomx569 June 18, 2017
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PeeButt Butter

That last foamy, slimy, sticky blot of juicy shit around the dirt hole that smears on toilet paper after an unforgiving explosive bout of liquid diarrhea.
I had to wash my hands when the peebutt butter went through the toilet paper...as usual.
by RatchetRoyce November 10, 2017
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Bean Butter

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum
1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!
by Bean Butter Boss May 19, 2021
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Butter Glove

The act of covering one's hand in butter, and then ferociously giving a hand job to one's self, or someone else.
Alex: Yo Dave, What's with the stained pants?

Dave: Oh man! That's just butter.

Alex: Man, how the fuck did you get butter on your pants?

Dave: Bro, my girlfriend just butter gloved me so hard!
by ItsHunterBTF November 21, 2013
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