two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

Fighting Dragons

When one is jerking off two males at the same time. The the males ejaculate all over the person performing the deed.

There I was, fighting dragons, then they both got angry and started to breathe fire all over me.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022

the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it

dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her

by doom308 December 24, 2010

Bee Fight

the absolutely normal act of two willing participants shoving a knife hilt side first into their rectum and then proceeding to fight each other by flailing their bums at each other.

You sir! I challenge thee the a Bee Fight! En Garde!

by Hydraaz April 14, 2019

Boy fight

Wrestling with the goal of biting the other person's ass. Whoever bites a butt first wins.

Did you see them win that boy fight? They bit the their ass so hard

by Dipper August 22, 2022

cocking a fight

When you say you will have a fight and then not have one

Aye your cocking a fight thought you said you were gonna fight me

by Emily134):7 January 19, 2017

Extreme cock fighting

When cock fight goes wrong

I ran into some old friends on lambardy lane they had the look of shame i think they were Extreme cock fighting

by Fatmex October 6, 2021