Dick Pic Fishing

Dick Pic Fishing: When a man snaps photos of his junk and stores them in his cell phone "tackle box," using them as bait to reel in some Snatch fish. AKA “Girls he is currently stalking. Hoping that he gets a positive response back because Worm size matters.

Jake is at it again. cell phone tacklebox full of dick pics.

Dick Pic Fishing to Lynnette and Rachel on a loop. One of them has to bite eventually. Right? Right?! ...Maybe Chelsea's still awake.

by DrFuck March 3, 2026

Alaskan Ice Fishing

When you gape an anus and pour in ice cold water and add a fish, where the other participant or participants try to fish it out with a small fishing rod with a small hook with a piece of bait then lower it into the icy depths.

I went Alaskan ice fishing with Carson yesterday.

by Jesussaintlord96 March 10, 2026

Romanian pube fishing

This is the act of a 6,0+ romanian transgender woman using her cock, that has a fishing hook tied on the end of it, to “fish” out dingleberries out of a man’s hairy ass crack. The amount of dingleberries the woman fishes out, is how long they have anal sex for.

JuliJuli went romanian pube fishing in my last tuesday

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

balls the size of a fighting dog

When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”

A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025