on the phone with dick

Euphemism for fellatio.

She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.

by Warthog April 20, 2005

dick-all

Slang term meaning 'nothing'. Can also mean 'anything' if a double negative is used.
See bugger-all, shit-all, cock-all.

1. You've done dick-all since you got here!
2. That idiot doesn't know dick-all!

by keyshaw June 10, 2004

wack dick

Bad dick game
Totally not strong

Nicole: I finally slept with Connor
Chloe: how was it?
Nicole: totally Wack dick he sucked in the sack

by Chloey Blowey April 17, 2017

dick wadd

Similar to a tight wadd who is cheap and greedy, a "dick wadd" is someone who is so much of a dick that they are a cluster fuck or wadd of dicks. This insult is usually reserved for special occasions of full sentence obscenities where you start to run out of names to call the person.

You fucking ass mongering worthless monkey fucking dick wadd!

by Lostsheep November 13, 2016

Dick Knockout

To be hit very hard in the face with a phallus. This action leads to a knockout and most of the time a memory loss.

- L: How was your night yesterday with QP ?
- U: Well, I'm not sure.. I can't really remember.
- L: He probably did a "dick knockout" !

by TheRealButcher July 6, 2015

Zoom Dick

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call

Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.

by SocMnky October 19, 2020

Mopy Dick

To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.

Surprise, Jordan has mopy dick today.

by Pokeman 2 da Max! October 11, 2009