When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.
by ReallyBigFaggot May 08, 2020
When you are darker than usual and eat you're with water cuz you have no dad because he left your rizz in his pocket.
Dad with no rizz.That nigga has no dad and no rizz fr fr. Jidion. cHEESE. @MILKLTRENDERDAD5546.CUM. #Norizzor milk4unigga.
by cheese bals with no crust.Jidu November 04, 2022
by A rough mean face September 04, 2009
The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.
Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.
by Gourmet November 29, 2007
by your dad in a disguise. August 27, 2021
The theory that the presence of a father to his children is just as, if not more critical to the development of his children than the mother, and that the Absence of a father / father figure is severely detrimental to the adult psychology of men and women, often causing them to be destructive and degenerative members of society.
"Dude it seems like every girl with daddy issues is promiscuous and ignorant towards men, and every guy without a dad is a douche and abuses women."
"Ah thats Critical Dad Theory at work for ya. The woman never learned how to treat and care for a man and his emotions, and the man never learned how to respect and provide for a woman and her needs."
"Ah thats Critical Dad Theory at work for ya. The woman never learned how to treat and care for a man and his emotions, and the man never learned how to respect and provide for a woman and her needs."
by DankStatsAnFax October 03, 2020