Coffee

The only way to survive middle school.

Man... I need coffee and vacation.
Loads of both.
Mhh... Zzzzzzzz......

by poke-nl December 18, 2016

Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"

"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."

by Blagnarth January 19, 2017

Coffee

A highly addictive drink brewed from roasted coffee beans now consumed around the world. Made by coffee slobs -instant coffee, to coffee snobs -Kopi Luwak coffee which is made from coffee beans eaten and pooped out by the Asian palm civet.

“If only Elvis had stuck with coffee…”

by Cammeray January 19, 2017

Coffee

Someone you want to wake up to in the morning, especially a sexual partner. <Inspired by Miguel song - Coffee>

His game is so hot, I'ma need some cream with that coffee.

by gumboverde February 5, 2017

coffeecupped

When you date a guy/girl and you're just not quite interested on going on another date/sleeping with them again.

Maybe you banged the guy/girl very shortly after meeting them (first to fourth date) and you don't need anything more from them - i.e. you've lost interest/found something better.

Essentially the dopamine has stopped flowing and you want something new.

It is also possible to believe that you've been coffeecupped, if you think the above condition exists in the other party's consciousness.

Man I was seeing that cool European girl I met on Tinder last week, she was nice but way too easy if you know what I mean - I've since coffeecupped her and now dating an Asian chick. bang sex dating tinder

by adejh June 13, 2017

coffee educator

A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.

My teacher is definitely a "coffee educator" I love her.

by pugglegirly April 24, 2017

coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.

(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."

by JimBean25 May 11, 2017