A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.
Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
by coffeeblack31 February 4, 2022
Get the Coffee Blackmug. The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022
Get the Haitian Barista Coffee Specialmug. "Hey! wanna go out for some coffee?"
by Meowzic November 7, 2016
Get the Coffeemug. Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018
Get the jail house coffeemug. He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.
by Coffee stirring January 30, 2018
Get the West Virginia Coffee stirringmug. Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.
by GraysonA December 10, 2019
Get the Coffee with Creammug. To offer you organic fairtrade fresh air-roasted coffee
that makes you feel as good as it tastes.
Our business is anchored by our commitment
to nature, to coffee farmers and to you.
that makes you feel as good as it tastes.
Our business is anchored by our commitment
to nature, to coffee farmers and to you.
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
Get the St. Joseph Island Coffee Roastersmug.