21st Century Schizoid Man

A-one, two, three, four
Two, two, three
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
Paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid man
Blood rack, barbed wire

Politicians funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
21st century schizoid man
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got, he really needs
21st century schizoid man

by Death Menace May 2, 2023

Scott Brown Century

1. Any bicycle ride (or other means of locomotion) of any distance with the intent of getting shit faced (drunk, trashed, wreckedor otherwise intoxicated) at the end.

2. A bicycle ride as means to the ends of getting drunk.

3. (Tradition) A 100 mile bicycle ride with the intent of getting drunk at the end.

(Neologism, 2011)

Hey friend, it's spring break but I lost my license because of that DUI in Wrentham. Let's do a scott brown century tonight after Jersey Shore.

by T'Bias Morgan March 27, 2011

Central Jersey

A place that simply does not exist. People who tend to believe this mythical land exists use the logic that other people agree with them as proof. Apparently, if enough people believe that something exists that means its real.

Tim: Hey how about you google Central Jersey ?
Ant: It does not exist.
Tim: Wow I am totally enlightened; I need to let Charles know. Thank you for making me come to my senses.
Ant: Its what I do Tim.

by BrehTacos February 2, 2017

Finan-centric

Having a money oriented mentality

Donald Trump is considered to have a finan-centric mentality

by NOTDean July 10, 2010

21st century humor

a video made of random sounds and clips of either really loud reactions or random not that funny clips that are funny because of all the noise

21st century humor is basically just a weird meme rabbit hole but in one video

by insaneratboy February 6, 2021

central new york

the both literal and figurative armpit of new york state.

the state of new york is shaped like an arm raised at a 90 degree angle from the body. central new york fits into the armpit.

Though some people consider Central New York to be the "heart" of the state, for many reasons, including the smell, it's more like the armpit.

by redgiaraffe November 22, 2009

Central Florida

The most boring place on earth. Too far from the theme parks and the beach to really go to them often.

Man, I'm in central florida. There isn't anything to do here.

by Izzy'shere:) April 12, 2011