Code “J”

When Jack and Jeremy fall at the exact same time, no matter the cause

When Jack threw a rubber ball at a wall, and it bounced then hit Jeremy in the head, we had a major Code “J”

by PChamileon97 January 15, 2019

i code

'I code' means I understand you or I got you flow.

Jeff: I can't come out bro, my girl is being crazy.
Botha: it's alright g, I code.

by 21jeff December 21, 2015

if-coding

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.

Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...

by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013

Code Brown

An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.

I almost got arrested for having all that pot, but I "code brown'd" the cop.

by Captain Toot May 11, 2021

Webb Coding

Webb Coding is when you push untested newly developed code and start coding the next update before patching the former one.

"Damn Matt, I didn't realize you were so into Webb Coding."

by Shadou December 12, 2018

on code

Short for code of conduct but in terms of race (or perceived race). It is the standards, inclinations, common verbal & non-communication people of certain ethnic groups or race have when dealing with outsiders.

"I hated that I had to call 911 before my flight out of JFK on this white dude that was spewing anti-blk slurs today. I ended up knocking his ass out & another white lady saw the entire thing fold."

"Wow wtf , so what happened?"

"The officers came swiftly, both of whom were white & as they are getting out the vehicle the white lady starting pointing at me. She said I accosted the entire thing first by hitting the man in his face, that the victim was her "nephew" & that I even robbed him. I was detained for about 2 hrs until 5-0 cleared everything up therefore missing my flight."

"Damn ,sound like the officers got on code with the white woman first instead actually reviewing evidence first. Let me know if you need me to tip in on your missed flight smh."

by Strapped hipster December 13, 2021

hot code

A term often used by game developers to describe a feature in their game (or DLC) that is in some way unfinished and/or is still in development. Essentially, a glitch that he/she promises will be fixed upon the release date of said game(orDLC).

Gamer: Why doesn't that alien robot have its proper textures?

Game Developer: It's hot code.

by Norse Emperor September 8, 2017