cap blasted

when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.

man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.

by brycemovement August 11, 2006

Coca Blastin

When one masturbates for over an hour while taking a shower.

I wasn't able to go into the bathroom for over an hour because my roommate was Coca Blastin all over the shower.

by Tom Mcfillihan I February 10, 2009

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

Bastardous

(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.

"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."

by DuexTres March 31, 2009

Smug Bastard

Someone who always has an answer for everything and then puts on a 'told you so' face after proving their point in nearly all situations.

Husband "Can we move the boiler up to the loft so we can start renovations downstairs?"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"

by Alfredo666 November 23, 2017

Lucky Bastard

1: A definition for someone that is getting something that other guys consider lucky and want

Sorry for short definition, ^^

Girl1: Oh my cat just got on my lap!
Guy1: Lucky Bastard

by Who what where and why? September 9, 2022

sons of bastards

A group of human males that can be identified with a common set of circumstances such as the experiences of been abandoned, abused, betrayed by the fathers or simply never had a father or a responsible father.

Dude1: “ … how about the kind of bastards that left the children to be raised by their women alone, ditching all responsibilities to the family and obsessed with gambling all fortunes away with the endless futile stupidest business ambitions; then when they see the sons may have a better shot to succeed, they just have to do everything in their bastard nature to ruin every chances their shit lucked sons may have …”

Dude2: “ … I don’t know.. never had a father anyway, that bastard left us for dead since …”

Dude1: “ … yah we’re all sons of bastards dude …”

by sonobasta February 12, 2010