gorilla biscuit

Someone who has just tripped and fallen over like a felled tree. Must land face down, arms out to the sides. Must stay in gorilla biscuit position for several seconds. Grunt is optional.

Saw a dude do a grunting gorilla biscuit in Walmart today.

Oh man, I did a gorilla biscuit with grunt in the aisle at Walmart today.

by nadya_who December 14, 2009

Biscuit Boy

That one kid who everyone considers a potential school shooter and has made it no secret that he has a hit list. He may be physically weaker than the rest of the kids in his grade, and he's ready to demonstrate who's really in charge.

Carl: Hey, did you here what Paul did yesterday?
Vanessa: Yeah, heard Biscuit Boy brought his gun to school.
Carl: I guess I'll stay on his good side, than.

by FriedJam April 17, 2019

risk it to get the biscuit

not to get anything without taking a chance. In other words: no risk, no reward

I won't make it to the finish, I don't wanna even try. Look on the bright side dawg, let's risk it to get the biscuit.

by conjuror1 November 12, 2009

air biscuits and gravy

A wet air biscuit.

Beware, chili dogs and beer always wind up as air biscuits and gravy.

by G-cubed August 22, 2011

last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005

busted can of biscuits

A fat person busting out of some tight clothes. Esp. fat women with pasty white rolls hanging out. Resembling when you first open a can of pre-made biscuits.

Who's the fat girl in the tube top? I don't know, but she looks like a busted can of biscuits.

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

Biscuits and Gravy Platter

When you blow a load on a pair of boobs- so they get covered in your warm, white, creamy gravy and you proceed to titty fuck the pair of boobs with your man sausage. So it looks like a fresh biscuits and gravy platter.

Man I got so faded last night. I think I asked the bartender if I could give her a fresh hot biscuits and gravy platter!

by Daddypengy July 25, 2018