anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.

Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!

by analholio August 9, 2016

Anal Motocross

Putting spinning motorcycle wheel on your anal hole to feel more pleasure and adrenaline. It will end when your butt is totally destroyed.

Mike is in hospital now. He was doing Anal Motocross.

by Ducklephant April 29, 2020

anal mouthwash

when you participate in the act of shitting in someone's mouth and they proceed to gargle the feces in their mouth

i cant wait to have joseph anal mouthwash me

by John Wayne May 27, 2016

Anal Fade

When you spread your ass cheeks and the barber gives your asshole a FRESH Fade.

“The barber accidentally cut my asshole while giving me an Anal Fade, but it looks Fresh As Hell!”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

anal gaze

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016

Anal gap

The gap which is called an asshole near your rear, can be used as an insults

Your an anal gap!

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Anal Whiplash

Whiplash that occurs within the anal cavity. This produces unchartable amounts of pain. Anal Whiplash only takes place after excessive amounts of massive rectum pounding

Jon got anal whiplash so bad yesterday that he went to the hospital for a anus transplant.

by Kevin who is going to stab Jon March 24, 2005