Puck that shit

A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.

The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!

by Mygrandmaisbetterthanyours January 1, 2016

Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

jumped shit

Get the fuck out of

Vine is shutting down all the viners have jumped shit to Instagram

by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017

type shit

type shit

cool dude #1: type shit
cool dude #2: type shit

by cool due #13 August 26, 2025

Shit Grasping

When a Shit Grasper Grasps on to someone's Shit to get attention they don't deserve.

Eugene was pressed after the squad was finished Shit Grasping off his Dumb Ass.

by ∆Delta∆ May 16, 2021

Cat shit

When a girl is leaving and or leaves stuff behind her to pick up.

Listen…can’t talk to you now cuz “ I’m picking up cat shit!”

by MissBjBliss October 12, 2025

Shit bomb

Shit bomb can only be defined as a recipe. Go to your favorite Starbucks . Take a full roll of toilet paper and shove it into the toilet. Then take a massive shit over top of it and leave..

Starbucks only has one bathroom and somebody shit bombed it

by Potony November 6, 2023