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Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip
Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”
by Evan1510 July 30, 2019
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Shit Lips

something you call someone when they are being annoying
by trump is my daddy March 11, 2021
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shit

this big liquid poop that cums flying out my asshole and all over the toilet and other places.
Sentence 1: He had shit all over toilet and all over the sink, some even landed in the shower. Sentence 2: Sometimes when a person shits, pick it up and throw it at people.
by jissel69420 February 25, 2022
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shit

the word to describe yo mama sis
by jeffree stars my nan December 31, 2019
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Like flies on shit

When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.
Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”
by ShananayLopez January 3, 2022
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That's that shit I don't like

That, sure, but also that petty, smug, self-righteous people like you have created a system that allows you to reward yourselves for being petty, smug, self-righteous while simultaneously inflating the value of your lives while deferring the cost to the dregs of society. You're perfectly fine with me being impoverished but you are doing this to me because you don't think you should have to pay the price for doing it. You are mad now that YOU prioritizing YOURSELF over ME cost you something? I explained to you exactly what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT. YOU didn't think you needed ME and you DID need me. You were perfectly willing to discard me like a piece of fucking trash. Where were you when I was left without a job? WHERE WERE YOU WHILE I WAS SITTING ALONE IN THE DARK? Fucking your wife? Hugging your kids? Telling yourself you were better than the people who weren't?
Hym "Yeah, both of you are aligning against be but I'll ask you... What are you stopping? What are you stopping me from doing? I'm literally not doing anything. The only thing you stopped me from doing is saving your kids and defending myself and my family from whatever the fuck you want to call this. I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE THAT NO ONE HAD THE DECENCY TO GIVE ME. But there is no BOTH of you, is there? Not really. Anti-Christian bias? You are beholden to a God that you will never interact with and you are desperate to impose that on anyone who will let you. You wanted to be the creature and look what happened. You can't blame me for anything here. You have far more control over the situation than I do. If I'm going insane then you are in the driver seat AND YOU ARE FA-LOORING IT RIGHT NOW. And that's that shit I don't like."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
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Lit shit

Lit shit is an interjection to express surprise.
John: Lit shit, that car is badass, Augustus!
Augustus: I know, right?
by fub9wry7tqiwrar3wr3 March 16, 2023
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