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Dog Woman 

someone who's rarely shaven stubble vaginal passage can hold up to 4+ fingers and be content. Tends to have a face slightly resembling a cromagnon with slightly protruding eyebrows. It stands at about 5' 10" and is broad shouldered. This creature has hair that is long and matted from overuse, and an upper lip with a thick layer of blonde hair that the creature pretends doesn't exist.
Bob said, "Wow i can't believe that Bailey Smith said my hand wasn't enough so I had to use my head!" Jeff replied in disgust, "WOW! What a Dog Woman! There should be a warning on those things!"
Dog Woman by normal dude man October 28, 2009

Perfect Woman 

Term used to describe the ultimate, and perfect act of female kindness to a man with morning blue balls.

The woman is often asleep or barely waking when the man stands beside the bed with her head turned towards him, his waist at her face, and alternates between masterbating and force feeding his cock to the female, leading to an eventual ejaculation into her mouth as she quickly finishes him, swallows and turns to go back to bed, allowing you to go back to bed (or to work etc.)
Perfect Woman by Braynes December 28, 2009

3B's in a woman

Refers to the 3 B's that a man looks for in a woman in the order of preference -

First B - Boobs
Second B - Booty (ass)
Third B - Body
Look she's got two milky boobs,one shaky booty and a curvy body
She's a perfect package with all the 3B's in a woman. YO !!!
3B's in a woman by _CC_ January 3, 2009

Underbred Woman 

Underbred woman describes a woman speaking rudely in the public. New Zealander is famous for its rudeness. It has the savage Maori, rough White man, and the underbred woman. I suppose there were too many Australian criminals immigrants to New Zealand in the early years.
A statistics show the major reason an underbred White woman marries to a Brown man is herself is low class. If you’re a White woman in New Zealand you’re usually less educated than your Black husband.
"Hey, underbred woman stop talking dirty words"

"Shut up you fucking piece of shit" the woman shouted
Underbred Woman by Underbred woman September 7, 2009

Independant Woman 

Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.
Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??