The Act of Blowing Across a Large Woman's Anus, using it as a musical instrument of endless pleasures. Tuned by spreading/squishing the cheeks as necessary thus changing the shape and taughtness of the orifice.
After a Successful night of Hogging, Ben took his catch back to her place for an evening of romancing , culminated by the sweet sweet sounds of him Whale Jugging her to sleep.
by Mike Hancho Eclesiasties April 08, 2017

by moe November 24, 2003

"I was trying to pump a fat chick last night, however her belly fat was a problem, so I decided to, "Roll the Whale"".
fat Chicks, Doggy Style, Other Side, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch
fat Chicks, Doggy Style, Other Side, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch
by Sturtz March 09, 2014

by Findtherealdeal November 26, 2015

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....
Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?
Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!
Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?
Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......
Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!
Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?
Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......
by Whalecallforlife March 17, 2011

He/she kept trying to tell people around him/her that he/she was a shark with razor sharp teeth and huge jaws, but really they knew that the guy/girl was the great white whale of snitches.
by Solid Mantis February 07, 2021

Trying something which has failed spectacularly in the past, the way that Oregon authorities tried to remove a rotting whale carcass from a beach with dynamite, apparently thinking it would vanish in a fireball rather than being spread over a wide area in the form of chunks of rancid whale blubber -- and then thirty years later tried to do the same thing.
by johnmburt1960 July 19, 2017
