Wet nep

Typical British phrase meaning: A women who’s got jizz all over her Titties. The “Wet” means after the guy’s ejaculated and smothered the nip with his now floppy disk. And “Nep” signifies the nipple being erect.

Tom: Ay bruvh keep ya titties still I’m bout dash ma kids all over them, init fam

Katie: Ok bad man ting but you got hurry. I need get school before my mam finds out I’m shaggin 27 year olds again hehe

Tom: Oh, ah, ye.*Ejaculates* I’m liking that Wet nep on you piffting.

Also Tom: *Rolls a fat joint* fuck off school ya horny slut

by @NiggaGotBigCocks May 18, 2019

wet bandaid

A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.

Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018

Wet Funeral

When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.

Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.

by Lilego November 12, 2018

Wet Points

Weh•Tuh•Poi•nnnn•tsss

Latrell: Yo Bro, You Hear That New Billie Elish Song, Bad Guy
Donovan: Can't Stand It Bro, Too Many Wet Points
Latrell: Not Really
Donovan: Uhuh
Latrell: Whatever

by • JΛKΣ • January 27, 2022

Wet lemonade

1.When your having sex and you piss in side her vagina.
2.vise versa
3.lemonade that quences thirst(rare)

Brenda: OMG! Did you just give me a wet lemonade… Dick!!

Sam: Well you gave me one last night…bitch!!

Dude that lemonade actually didnt make me thirsty! Alright!

by Jbrad5421 October 15, 2011

wet bath

Having semen come out of your penis while bathing.

I had a wet bath that is weird.

by Iknowitall-_- September 17, 2017