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Saffron Walden
A large town in the Uttlesford district of Essex. Possibly one of the nicest towns in Essex, however you do get one or two chavs in some parts of the town.
Saffron Walden has a mixture of people, many of whom are old, others are younger, especially the super hot girls who always go to Weatherspoons. It is also near Cambridge, so the people are respectable. It is a wonderful little town
It has a number of places to visit:
Audley End House - A famous English Heritage property that is often on the front cover of their handbook. Recommended fr the under 8s and 50+
The Common - A field of grass with an ancient maze on it. There is also a play area. At Bonfire Night, a quite large fireworks display is held there.
Bridge End Gardens - A garden with a bridge. Admittedly, it could be a number of bridges, but I would opt for the one on Bridge Street (however the river does then go into a culvert, so only one side is a bridge really).
The Museum - A collection of old stuff
The Church - It's big
Saffron Walden has a mixture of people, many of whom are old, others are younger, especially the super hot girls who always go to Weatherspoons. It is also near Cambridge, so the people are respectable. It is a wonderful little town
It has a number of places to visit:
Audley End House - A famous English Heritage property that is often on the front cover of their handbook. Recommended fr the under 8s and 50+
The Common - A field of grass with an ancient maze on it. There is also a play area. At Bonfire Night, a quite large fireworks display is held there.
Bridge End Gardens - A garden with a bridge. Admittedly, it could be a number of bridges, but I would opt for the one on Bridge Street (however the river does then go into a culvert, so only one side is a bridge really).
The Museum - A collection of old stuff
The Church - It's big
Person A: "Where did you go on the weekend?"
Person B: "I went to Saffron Walden - we made a day of it!"
Person B: "I went to Saffron Walden - we made a day of it!"
Saffron Walden by EssexM8 December 21, 2013
Waller
One who casually leans against a wall waiting for their next trick or pimp. This person is usually new to the game and only gives it out to Caucasians. Added they give massive amounts of hand and blowjobs for a meager ten dollars a job.
Waller by Someguyyouhate June 14, 2011
M$ Meat Wallet
The term used to define a Microsoft Fan boy Consultant, who patronizes you into thinking he is not insulting your intelligence, but really helping a situation he screwed up in the first place.
"Jim, our consultant just sent us an email back after our thirty page report, and commented that the report is vague on the details of the issue with the Micro$oft product, our consultant is nothing more that a M$ Meat Wallet!"
M$ Meat Wallet by AgentOrangeSkies August 22, 2006
[Waleed]
A very racist person from Pakistan, with poor motor skills. Mostly hates Indians and Jews. Tends to cover up his odors with spray can scents from his 7/11.
Indian: Hey Waleed
Waleed:Shut up, and stay away from Pakistan!
jew: Hey Waleed
Waleed: Shut up you jew and get out of Gaza!
Waleed:Shut up, and stay away from Pakistan!
jew: Hey Waleed
Waleed: Shut up you jew and get out of Gaza!
[Waleed] by Definition guru January 20, 2009