text Tom

on one's period
Met Tom:
got one's first period
REPLACEMENT OF CALL ALICE because males figured out call Alice's definition

I text Tom once monthly, and so do all of my friends.

by akdjfl;kdjfa ;l January 25, 2011

tom white

The ultimate in coolness.

You're def a Tom White

by boss man 2222 March 1, 2017

tom brady

an incredibly beautiful man; model-like looks; amazing quarterback

Oh my gosh, you're so hot! You look like Tom Brady!

by davidleefan February 29, 2008

Tom Sawyer

A filtered drink with origins in South Eastern Minnesota. One part Root Beer, one part Lemonade, and a shot of Citris Juice (fresh squeezed oranges). The official party flavor of twenty first century America.

Hey bartender can I get another hit of OJ in my Tom Sawyer, I need that vitamin C pick-me-up!

by moyer_s6x February 15, 2009

Sloppy Tom

When the man shits into the woman's vagina, cums all over her shitty pussy then eats her out causing you to vomit. then vomit the shitty cum mixture onto your partners chest.

Last night i was fucking Gretchen and had to shit and gave her a sloppy tom.

by Rance Willis February 11, 2009

Uncle Tom

Black only on the outside.

"Osama Bin Laden is an Uncle Tom."
"I don't even know who that's offensive to!"

by trick trickster September 28, 2005

Tom Brady

Best NFL Quarterback to ever play the game.

Person 1: Look its the greatest QB to ever play the game!
Person 2: OMG where do you see Tom Brady?

by stangg July 16, 2008