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Ghost sanchez

Catching a fart in your hand and throwing it into someone's face.
Me: watch this im gonna ghost sanchez someone
Random: did you just throw a fart in my face
Me: get ghosted
by Flinticus February 4, 2022
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Ghost Simp

A simp that would give you anything even if they didn’t have a crush on you. They give you extra because they like you a lot, but everything they do is out of love. They’ll continue to help you even if their intentions are misunderstood.. whether they want a sexual relationship or not, the spirit inside them simply wants you to be happy.
friend 1: dude, that kid is a total simp.
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜
by Polarpad370 March 29, 2021
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receipt ghosting

When you start to reply to a text message with no intension of sending the message. The recipient will get the (...) indicator and wait in vein for their reply.
If you are in an annoying text message conversation you can get revenge by receipt ghosting other user.
by gettingoldisnotfun January 27, 2019
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ghost pull

When a man masterbates so much that no ejaculate comes out when he orgasms.
I came 14 times last night... 18 if you include ghost pulls.
by Cliffsilo May 14, 2016
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ghost glitch

Any software error that is inexplicably fixed by restarting the computer/phone
my phone screen is spazzing out but its probably just a ghost glitch i'll just do a battery pull and see if the problem goes away
by Erinski Easy February 12, 2015
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ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there
Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
by The6exo6rci6st April 29, 2014
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chillin' with the ghost

i was chillin' with the ghost that lives on my roofdeck
by el ghost June 14, 2009
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