22'd

1. Seriously fucked up, damaged, or bungled. Origin- The V-22 Osprey- killed 27 americans in testing, still isn't working right.
2.Aced, Utterly owned, or done well. Origin- the F-22. Most technologically advanced fighter ever made.

1.."Lexi 22'd her new beamer; she rolled it 3 times in the parking lot."
2."I friggin' 22'd that test today."

by Michael Peroniantonio February 24, 2009

D-low

A god among all life forms in all of existence

Holy fuck that guy is such a D-low!

by DaaBootyybanditt November 25, 2020

M80'd

when a mans penis (usually after swimming in a cold pool) becomes incredibly small and could in a way be related to an m80 firecracker.

guy1 "hows it hangin bro?"
guy2 "m80'd right now"
guy1 "just get out of the pool?"
guy2 'yeah man"

by juggalohomie24 July 14, 2011

Eternal D

n.
excessive eBayer of toys. Buyer, seller, amateur sniper.

I got to stay up all night. I have to pull an Eternal D on this auction.

by EXO November 9, 2004

8===D

if you don't know what this is you need to get your eyes checked...
IT'S A DICK!!!(for you sticklers for proper scientific terminology out there, it's a penis( you know... that thing hanging between your legs(otherwise known as your best friend)))

Me: so what was the "reward" you recieved yesterday
Friend: 8===D👄
Me: ...
Me: I'm so proud of you (╥﹏╥)

by READIT!!! February 28, 2018

d-wod

a shortened version of the word dickwod, can be pronounced d-wod or dwod.

1. a dick of a person, annoying.
2. a piece of material used for collecting ejaculate.

1. piss off d-wod.
2. check my d-wod its totz full to the maximum.

by sharpwn July 21, 2009

Dirrty D

A sexually active, intoxicated man.

The one and only being Danny B.

It's about time you got a dose of the Dirrty D.

We partied last night like Dirrty D.

No one can cut the rug like Dirrty D.

by Chase Bennett April 7, 2005