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a shortened version of the word dickwod, can be pronounced d-wod or dwod.

1. a dick of a person, annoying.
2. a piece of material used for collecting ejaculate.
1. piss off d-wod.
2. check my d-wod its totz full to the maximum.
d-wod by sharpwn July 21, 2009
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A kind of walk, Walking confused
Dwoddle by ConkerDoo May 28, 2012
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Really big and sexy penis
Ooh that man has a dwode POGGERS
dwode by Thick dwode man February 2, 2022
One who exhibits abnormal unpleasantness, often stupid and self obsessed.
Man, that pre-cal teacher is such a dwod
Dwod by Czar117 January 13, 2009
typeing on a computer when your drunk . saying things nobody understands. when you are talking rubbish..typing.
Fred says : helonk hto ater youm ?>

Me : are you drunk?

Fred says : nio dontjb btyh stuiobpjid!2

Me : you are talking alot of dwoddly
dwoddly by Leeanne616 December 26, 2009
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