d-wod

a shortened version of the word dickwod, can be pronounced d-wod or dwod.

1. a dick of a person, annoying.
2. a piece of material used for collecting ejaculate.

1. piss off d-wod.
2. check my d-wod its totz full to the maximum.

d-wod by sharpwn July 21, 2009

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Dwoddle

A kind of walk, Walking confused

Curious
Confused
Dwoddle

Dwoddle by ConkerDoo May 28, 2012

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dwode

Really big and sexy penis

Ooh that man has a dwode POGGERS

dwode by Thick dwode man February 2, 2022

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Dwod

One who exhibits abnormal unpleasantness, often stupid and self obsessed.

Man, that pre-cal teacher is such a dwod

Dwod by Czar117 January 13, 2009

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dwoddly

typeing on a computer when your drunk . saying things nobody understands. when you are talking rubbish..typing.

Fred says : helonk hto ater youm ?>

Me : are you drunk?

Fred says : nio dontjb btyh stuiobpjid!2

Me : you are talking alot of dwoddly

dwoddly by Leeanne616 December 26, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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