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Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.
Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
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Canadian Clam Chowder

That act when you shove snow up your girl's pussy and you fuck until you start cumming.
We had the best Canadian Clam Chowder of all time, he couldn't even stop moaning.
by nasty nsfw July 3, 2021
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clam dusting

When you finger a girl and then sniff the fingers to see if the girl is palatable.
My buddy Colin is clam dusting Julia to make sure the puss is ready for a good dive.
by James brown funk July 18, 2015
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Cream of clam

When someone hacks up a loogy, there sick ,chest cold,
Cofh yum cream of clam
by Jabony December 10, 2015
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Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023
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Clam shaker

A vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves. vibrator, battery operated boyfriend, vibration-intensive companion, dildo, Hitachi, clitoris, vagina, orgasm
My clam shaker was out of batteries, so Friday night was a bust.
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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Ram Her Clam

When a lady loves to get vaginally impaled by cock.
Sharon loves letting the 6’7 basketball team ram her clam!
by Abdul Ba December 2, 2020
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