Bed buds

When you just want someone to sleep with you (not sexually)

“I done told this one girl I wanted to be bed buds and she thought I wanted to be friends with benefits”

Jimmy: did u hear that Rebecca had a bed bud

Johnny: that sounds cool man, I haven’t had those in years
Jimmy: no bro, a bed bud, someone who just sleeps with u not the bugs

by 420HandMeThatHenny February 20, 2021

fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

bedding spree

The action of intimacy with multiple people at a time.

Earl: Hey David, what did you do last night?
David: Oh, I went on a bedding spree with tons of chicks!

by ¡■Dippy Doppy■! March 14, 2021

shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.

John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.

by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021

NASA bed

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.

Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed

by Django Elf March 20, 2021

Bed Butt

Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"

Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll

Troll: "Sorry...."

Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!

*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*

Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"

Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "

by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021