You remember this one, Sam? Well, in case your slow-brain can't recollect, I'll explain it again... It's the theory (posited by me) that states humans exist in what is essentially a solipsistic sphere of subjectivity. Basically a terrarium. And these... Terraria? Terrariums? Whatever- They intersect based on proximity. That can be be more or less perfectly concordant with one another or wildly disparate. For example: Flat-earthers. The earth is flat to them. The contents of their terrarium is filtered through the prism of "the belief that the earth is flat." Ok? So... Why I this relevant?
Hym "It's relevant BECAUSE... The conservatives seem to have co-opted Solipsistic Terrarium Theory... They are cordoning off their aggregation of terraria into this (sort of) parallel reality. Like the Central Finite Curve! From Rick and Morty. That's why all of the plants who are imitating me. That's why all of the new mainstream public therapists who JUST SO HAPPEN TO BELIEVE... That the solution at all mental health problems is not medication but rather JORDAN PETERSON'S THING. Abigail Shriar. Dr. K. Dr. Rape-farm. All of these people and the imposters are the gate guardians of the solipsistic terraria aggregation. That's the entire point of his ARC nonsense. They likely used the Exodus 90 to recruit. Look at what they're doing with Israel Palestine. Every public interaction has become this talking point filibuster. The talking points come from SOMEWHERE.
Hym "It's relevant BECAUSE... The conservatives seem to have co-opted Solipsistic Terrarium Theory... They are cordoning off their aggregation of terraria into this (sort of) parallel reality. Like the Central Finite Curve! From Rick and Morty. That's why all of the plants who are imitating me. That's why all of the new mainstream public therapists who JUST SO HAPPEN TO BELIEVE... That the solution at all mental health problems is not medication but rather JORDAN PETERSON'S THING. Abigail Shriar. Dr. K. Dr. Rape-farm. All of these people and the imposters are the gate guardians of the solipsistic terraria aggregation. That's the entire point of his ARC nonsense. They likely used the Exodus 90 to recruit. Look at what they're doing with Israel Palestine. Every public interaction has become this talking point filibuster. The talking points come from SOMEWHERE.
And they filter their way down from the top. Mike Johnson's position is (word for word) the same as Douglarse Murray and Ben Shapiro and every other talking head. That's why none of the debates GO anywhere. They aren't intended to. They are just on camera to parameterize the acceptable discourse. They are just 'Modeling behavior.' And nothing more. So when they say things like 'America is a Christian country.' Or 'There can never be a separation of church and state.' Or 'Even if you're not a Christian you ACT like a Christian' it doesn't matter that it isn't actually the case. Inter-subjectively, that IS reality within the confines of their shared terrarium. If you reject ANY of it, you don't exist there. They hear no evil, see no evil, nor speak no evil (I ACTUALLY had a guy come up and say that to me the other day). That's why you're out. That's why Matt Dillahunty is out. We're outside of the central finite curve. And they don't believe in THIER God anymore. They believe in mine. That's Solipsistic Terrarium Theory. If you're confused as to why all this is happening... THAT is why."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
Get the Solipsistic Terrarium Theorymug. A belief that a strange event or circumstance is caused by normal means and shouldnt be looked into any further even in the face of mounting evidence suggesting otherwise.
by b4zzo July 9, 2021
Get the Suspiracy Theorymug. A theory that suggests that most - if not ALL people from Arkansas are the most oppressed minority in the U.S. compared to every other minority that suffers from oppression.
It's a shame that Rusty keeps on being bullied.
Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?
Maybe.
Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?
Maybe.
by KITTYCOWDY April 14, 2025
Get the The Arkansas Theorymug. Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.
1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
by knightwithoutarmoire May 7, 2020
Get the Law's Theory of Chess Referencesmug. by lunetoile December 27, 2020
Get the Music Theorymug. Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
Get the magic dirt theorymug. The theory of two time zones colliding together. When time is read, you describe the "in between" of the two times
by Ratiodo February 8, 2018
Get the Thagriyium Theorymug.