Meeting of the Dons

When a group of people with higher authority have a meeting usually in a bussiness setting; (referenced from The Godfather)

All the Big time CEO's are in there having a "Meeting of the Dons" right now.

Meeting of the Dons by 4514 September 29, 2010

rappin off the drome 

rapping off the top of your head in a good fashion also just naming off words that rhyme and fit to a classy beat

rappin off the drome in my home

look at that knome made of chrome

rappin off the drome by TapThatAllOnTheDrome January 26, 2011

Jumpers in the door 

U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.

Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.

The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.

The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric

Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"

Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."

Jumpers in the door by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair by planttreesplease January 24, 2015

A punch in the dick 

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.

Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick

A punch in the dick by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015

Hip to the Dig 

When are so drunk you become the coolest person in the room or at the party and bust out dance moves that have never been seen before.

I got so Hip to the Dig my dance moves were off the chart, but I couldn't eat Thanksgiving dinner the next day--wah wah.

Hip to the Dig by Troy_Man_NYGiants December 20, 2020

Fapping in the dog water 

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.

Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu

Fapping in the dog water by HuboiPerez March 14, 2021