gerben is a simp

a simp

gerben is a simp

by gerben is a simp January 21, 2022

ODER SIMP

Basically a person who goes online in a desperate search for someone to love and do anything for like a creep. This person will not stop until the 'Victim' has had enough and blocks all contact with the ODER SIMP.

Chill_ItzVibez: Hey baby girl, can I get your number?
Girl: No, I just met you 2 minutes ago.
Chill_ItzVibez: Please baby, i'll do anything for them digits.
Girl: Stop being an ODER SIMP

by MichelleISaB0SS June 05, 2020

Simp

A man who is constantly sad and is super nice and super sweet but gets nothing in return. Very sad man

You are a simp my guy

by 🦁🦁🦁🐏🐏🐏 March 21, 2020

No Simp September

No Simp September or NSS is a month where you don't simp for the whole month.........

i rather make it Simp September.. one day, Jungkook

there is no example. you just don't simp for the whole month.... don't mind me, i'm just gonna simp over Jungkook
Why does No Simp September exist...

by n x f e l i b a t a September 09, 2020

King Simp

Michael M a.k.a Skinny P

That guy Michael M over there has never been with a girl, what a King Simp

by Butterscotch_Lover March 16, 2020

big simp

big simp, changing yourself for things such as objects, woman or men.

big simp, when single is a free man and is kitchen bound but when finds a lady becomes the biggest bitch and changes around that woman and he shall treat her like he’ll never find another woman ever which is partly true.

e.g a male changing ANYTHING for a girl he “loves”

by bij callum June 22, 2020

alpha simp

The king of simps. Unlike a beta simp, an alpha simp has a girlfriend and cherishes her.

Dude tried to call me a simp, so I said "Yeah, but at least I'm an alpha simp".

by Tipoe April 02, 2020