Brown Shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practice is common amongst members of the bdsm community.
Nam Nam straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her large Indian anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. She dropped her huge brown shower all over his body.
by MrJim December 21, 2018
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Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.
Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!
by Boxx Cutta April 01, 2022
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Turd Shower

To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.
Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
by HangingSoLow June 13, 2012
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Man Shower

guy 1: man, when i got home i had a Man Shower
guy 2: whats a man shower?
guy 2: a cold shower
by xGodOfPainx April 26, 2011
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Glory Shower

"I just worked out for 3 hours... I think its time for a glory shower."
by White Peter February 13, 2010
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Canadian Shower

A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.

The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.
Man, sorry I missed your call, I was taking a Canadian shower... You know how that goes.
by Dirkachbar February 04, 2011
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fuckboy shower

showers that hardly take 10 minutes.
showers that dont last long
i fuckboy shower almost everyday
by sleepdeprived247 November 21, 2015
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