Ranchsipper

Ethan

You're such a ranchsipper

by wowitsmeagain August 29, 2022

Roach mania

Infestation of a living/working place by cockroaches.

Check out these oval shaped insects! They are just too many! This is roach mania!

by Cycy Ch September 9, 2022

roach tennis

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.

Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis

by The Great White Monkey September 20, 2022

ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022

Ranch

Rancid + ratchet

That’s so ranch of him.

by CrimBrulee October 16, 2022

Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.

Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."

by Dem Applez October 27, 2022

Ranch

Either a place where Cows are raised either for meat or dairy, or whatever other fucking shit people come up with.

That kid lives on a ranch, must be a pretty interesting deal!

by Iloveslimjims November 7, 2022