His hair is the cause of Global Warming, they are estimated a 2000 Degrees Celsius, Fattest Ranga dog cunt to ever live
He's an Oliver Dare
by Chunky Milk Giga Tits November 28, 2021
tiny little boy with super positive energy. happy pills and never get depressed (for real). he's hot for any sakes, got a big tiddies and a lot bitches
by millley September 13, 2022
a gaming god.
Guy: Dude I got 4 victory royales on the new fortnite, new battle, new pass.
Guy 2: you are such an Oliver Houts
Guy 2: you are such an Oliver Houts
by GamerLamerFramer December 06, 2021
when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021
by Oliver/rex April 07, 2022
schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis. Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled mfs. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
by putin is gay June 02, 2024
schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis. Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled mfs. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
by putin is gay June 02, 2024