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tired old queen

a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~
by asockworkorange May 27, 2018
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Under The Old Law

Yall new LandLords but I’m Under The Old Law
by Uncle Larel January 22, 2023
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13 year old

Lots of things to know about 13-year-olds

- You get a lot of new perks
- You are officially a teenager and are in 7th or 8th grade
- Most of the people that use the urban dictionary are 13 just based on common sense. If you see any comment dissing them it has triple the dislikes while if a comment says they aren't actually bad it gets 10x the likes.
They try to vape like other kids who are in high school (14 or 15+), they get into the dumbest 2 week relationships of all time, the boys just moan, they are very moody (that isn't even a myth), they are also tiktok addicts same as 14 to 17-year-olds tbf. One of the worst things they do is overusing trends and slangs and you lot can't deny that one 😆.

Overall it is a decent age and 12-year-olds should look forward to it and also 14-year-olds should be happy that they left it. Like all ages, it has its ups and downs. Peace.
Nick: Happy birthday bro so how old did you turn?
James: 13.
Nick: I was once a 13 year old too it has its ups and downs; good luck.
James: Thanks
by DanTheFootyFan September 28, 2023
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Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003
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very old grapes

1 Hey Steve those are very old grapes you have.

2 I know I'm getting rid of them.
by very old grapes December 27, 2020
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seven year old

A little kid who says MLG memes on a daily basis trying to be funny. Nobody likes the seven year old and they are a huge embarrassment to the world
Guy 1: Bro, that seven year old tried to be relatable by talking about some 11 year old meme

Guy 2: stupid seven year old
by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023
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olde time sledding

The anual tradition of sliding down snow covered hills on either sleds, beer boxes, lawn chairs, or other objects. The key being to make it back to the top before your beer freezes.
Man I can't wait to go home for christmas. Its the time of year we all go olde time sledding!!
by trumpet player from fernie February 4, 2010
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