partridge in a pear tree

an unbelievably cool person

"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"

by k33p!7r33! July 25, 2008

shake (one's) tree

To provoke someone into taking some sort of action or reform

I believe people are electing radical candidates like her because they want to shake the government's tree shake (one's) tree

by gregland January 23, 2021

Gay christmas tree

When a bunch of guys make a human Christmas tree by standing in a circle and hanging ornaments from their genitals.

Hey bro I heard you went to that gay club last night.
Yeah it was awesome I got drunk but for some reason my dick hurts.
Any chance you participated in a gay Christmas tree?

by jake576 May 9, 2021

windy tree farm

a place where farmers raise trees and gay people sneak off to give one another hand jobs and blow jobs

I want a blow Job

well we can't here we might get caught

hey, how about you give me one over that windy tree farm

ok

by buckbowers August 21, 2011

Tapping That Tree For Sap

Gold Digger. A woman who is only with a man for the financial benefits of the relationship.

Katie doesn't love him, she's just tapping that tree for sap.

by Lila Saan 4 May 2, 2011

DSMP Family Tree

What the fuck are you doing looking this up?

The DSMP Family Tree is very odd.

by Noobbyy February 18, 2022

Mexican tree war

When two groups of Mexicans (usually gangs) run out of bullets and resort to climbing trees and throwing tacos at the enemy

I was once caught in the middle of a Mexican tree war

by Spoockthegreat June 26, 2019