I am the LORD

A phrase often used by God in the Bible and Torah to assert his dominance, despite his obvious insecurity about the position and therefore his constant need to repeat it over and over again, as often as sentences apart.

"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God...'"
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.

- Leviticus 18

by Sacreum July 23, 2024

Cancer Lord

A (totally not hot) character from the /v/ vs /b/ comics on 4chan. He is a Large, Purely white individual with a black outline, he has large eyes and a wide, constant toothy smile. And he has Large gauntlets on his arms, causing his arms to shapeshifter into different things, such as a mic (seen in the vs /v/-tan mod) and laser cannons (seen in the comics). He also had a purple crown that he relies on for his power. His clothing consists of a tanktop, shorts, with a belt with a crown symbol on the belt, and a medallion with the symbol /b/ on it. Also people on Reddit want to rail the fuck outta him and I can’t blame them.

“ hey man cancer lord is thicc asf I wanna bang him “
“ same “

by FireAngel250 November 20, 2021

Lord cunt

Lord cunt finds it funny to be dick to everyone no1 cares what Lord cunt is doing so fuck off

Did you hear Lord cunt stumping around like big elephant

Lord cunt needs to do one

by Jason's wifey June 16, 2016

Sniff lord

One who blows out through their nose in a rapid & violent reverse-sniff. A sniff lord typically makes this sound throughout the day, along with other gross bodily sounds, such as throat-clear/groan hybrids and knuckle cracking.

The sniff lord has been out-sniffing all day. It's driving me crazy.

by Grossed out by out-sniffs May 8, 2018

Elden Lord

The Elden Lord was once a Tarnish.
The Elden Lord was the honoured one.
The Elden Lord was the chosen one.
The Elden Lord knows everything.
Never underestimate the Elden Lord

It was once said to be the final challenge of the tarnish to become the next Elden Lord

by TarnishXxx April 29, 2024

Bip Lord

One who is well adversed in the art of rolling and smoking bips. Most typically a bip lord will accrue a daily bip count above 10-15 bips.

Yo simon whats the bip count?

Simon: like 10 yo
Daaaamn g! You’re a bip lord!

by Bip Lord October 5, 2018

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024