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A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.
I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way
Jordan by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018
Jordan has black and highlights in his hair he's very bad he is a trouble maker he pulls girls and he has geenish eyes very loving and once you go out with him you will never want to break up with him
Omg who that he is so cute ...... u talking about him....yes.....oh gurl thats jordan hella fine
Jordan by Thatsthegirlgame January 29, 2018
blonde and always depressed and loves bleach.
jordan by jojo1559 February 1, 2018

Jordan snell 

A Man with a 14 inch Wong Unable to keep a girl Happy
Jordan snell by BIC PEN May 4, 2018
A fucking sexy person, Huge dick and an amazing lover. Raul is a weak ass, bitch ass name. Jordan's rule.
Jordan's are so sexy, I'd totally fuck one

jordan murray 

a girl who is really cool and is pretty and beautiful and smart and everyone loves her!!
wow you are like a jordan murray, pretty cool!!!