The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?
I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023
Get the Vanilla Johnnymug. by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021
Get the Not Johnnymug. A guy you do not want to mess with, if you have a boyfriend & try show off to him that your taken, he won’t give a shit, & your just not valuable to him, he chooses to grind & find the right woman in his life
Johnny is Ultimate Anti-Simp & Media Famous by making content that made him blowup the world. He strives to live for Lord Jesus Christ
by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023
Get the Johnnymug. A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.
Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023
Get the Johnny Derpmug. Johnny is a ginger, green eyed boy with a passion for Star Wars. He’s smart and logical but sometimes is far to smart for his own good. He’s a football fan with a horrible talent for basketball but watching him is great regardless. He’s funny constantly, he can make you laugh more than any other person and isn’t afraid to let you know.
“Johnny is so cool”
by Heyguysbesafe January 1, 2023
Get the Johnnymug. by maddie bales May 8, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. When your accent changes frequently as a result of hanging out with people of a different speech pattern.
“When I hang out with my British friends too often, I develop a British accent.”
“Sounds like you’ve got Johnny Depp Syndrome!”
“Sounds like you’ve got Johnny Depp Syndrome!”
by LibbyAbercrombie December 16, 2021
Get the Johnny Depp Syndromemug.