Minesweeping On The Job

When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.

Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!

by Isuckatgolf98 July 20, 2017

Tor job

Tor job = trying to use the pull out method but instead getting pregnant

I don't like condoms or birth control so I just tried to pull out but ended pulling a Tor job, now I have 3 kids under 2.

by BigBro23 July 2, 2021

Booga Job

A Blowjob so spooky that you have a heart attack and die

I got one hell of a Booga Job

by SpookaBoogaMaster February 24, 2017

flop job

When a woman or hermaphrodite slides their vagina across anothers face.

Andrew's mom gave me a flop job last night after sex.

by aBAND-ONEd April 8, 2004

Ben-job

Ben-job v. (ben job): The act of putting an erect penis in the nose of a girl and dropping a sack in her mouth like a teabag. Then once you are in position you must cum in the girls nose

dude did you hear about bob giving carly a Ben-job?

by asdfghjkl;l'/.. December 17, 2008

job corps

A U.S. Department of Labor program to take young "disadvantaged" adults from bad ereas and situations such as homelessness, depressed ereas urban and rural, and the like.. to give them "job skills and trianing" to help them get further somehow in life or just plain for there personal devoplment as people aiming to make them better and tax paying citizens.

"I took computer tech at job corps, got my levels A and B, umm I was there for 2 years and it was stressful freaky bullshit, after two years I used up all the time I could hide away in that place and was dumped litterly into the street and was lucky I could stay at my mother's house or end up in a shelter! I can't get a job or do shit, my life sucks"

-A fiarly common x-job corps students story

by Dusky June 24, 2006

Hand Job

When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!

I wanted a blow job, but she gave me a hand job instead.

by Pink and moist August 23, 2008