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invisible string theory

Phenomenon popularized by tiktok, describes as having an "invisible string" between them and their partner. because of the string, they ran into each other multiple times in the past until they finally got together.
"The invisible string theory has been bringing us together for our entire lives"
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K-Pop Theory

The K-Pop Theory is the idea that if a character or person becomes popularized enough, there will be an entire group following them like a cult.
This is mostly found in the K-Pop fanbase, and its many groups of 'stanners' (people who stalk and fanboy/girl over these singers. The word is a culmination of the nouns stalker and fan.), thus, the title "K-Pop Theory."
Bob"Wow, that person has really become popular. Their fanbase is like a cult."
"No, they have just followed the K-Pop Theory."
by kalis May 11, 2020
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junior year theory

The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status
Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?"
Em: "Junior year theory, duh"
by BnBzx December 16, 2023
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The Accordion Theory

The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.

History repeats itself.
Yo, The Accordion Theory actually kind of makes sense. Got more weed?
by ThirstyThurston February 2, 2021
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The Owl Theory

*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*

WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE

There are 9 rules:

Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.

Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.

Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.

Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.

Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.

Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.

Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.

Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.

Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
"Yo I really like that chick over there"
"Ight Bro. Keep the Owl Theory in in tho"
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
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The eye theory

The eye theory is when ones eyes are the ones that you are the most fascinated about, they always have a story to tell and just by looking them in the eyes tells you something of them.
Alex: look! John drew Emma's eyes the most accentuated and the most detailed, she doesnt even have such big eyes!
Kim: maybe he has the eye theory!
by Flxwerzy October 26, 2022
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Theory of Gyatt

Gyatt = ((circumference of Gyatt - Circumference of waist) + ( circumference of Gyatt - Circumference of thigh)) x Rate of double take

G = ((Cg-Cw)+(Cg-Ct) x Rdt

*subject to change given further proof of gyatt levels
"bro, she's got a gyatt!" "nah, Bro, that other girl has a better gyatt." "I guess we will have to plug in some measurements into the theory of gyatts."
by $BENJI$ February 18, 2025
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