hard-ass

One who simply takes no shit off anyone. It is a status equivalent of gods.

Me- "Oh god, you just got punched in the face by your own father Travis..."

Travis- "Yah Chase, I know."

Me- "Your dad's a real hard-ass."

Travis's Dad- "Fuck off."

by Hugh G. Dildeaux March 11, 2010

Computer Ass

A physical condition resulting from too much time in front of a computer. In males, computer ass results in muscular atrophy or a loss in muscle tone. In females, computer ass results in a disproportional flattening and spreading out of the lower cheeks.

The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”

Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.

Ex. 1: All this X-Box is giving me computer ass.

Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.

by ralph2k August 18, 2006

Ass-thief

noun. one who violently anal rapes another repetitively.

that guy in the prison showers is a total Ass-thief

by gavinator13 July 13, 2010

tank ass

an ass so large that if you tried to assram it your penis would not penetrate the rectum.

by sonny bono September 07, 2003

can't be assed

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

grab-assing

an expression used to refer to the horseplay being committed by others that has become annoying; also refers to horseplay, that by some aspect would likely be annoying and/or offensive to others.

e.g. "Hey! Knock off the grab-ass!" or "Hey! Knock off the grab-assing!"

by A. Carpenter May 22, 2007

ass mechanic

another term for a homosexual man

That guy was checking you out, Fred. He might be an ass mechanic.

by kingsvillian August 13, 2005