jake from state farm

he can be summoned and is too powerful for the world

OH MY ITS JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Nintendough February 25, 2022

Cairns State High School

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.

Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.

by LORD MASHIE October 30, 2021

Fort Valley State University

Fort Valley State University is one of the FLYEST HBCU’s in the United States! Fort Valley State University’s motto is to “EMPOWER the POSSIBLE.”

FVSU was founded on November 6, 1895 by 18 men who believed every human being is entitled to limitless learning.

Fort Valley State University is the NUMBER 1 PUBLIC HBCU IN GEORGIA.

by Youwishyouwereme May 16, 2022

elmo from state farm

Elmo is evil, and very bad. He is red from all the blood from his victims. He killed too many people. AND he plays league of legends like a poopyhead.

elmo from state farm is very bad and evil and bad and evil and evil and bad.

by Elmo hater August 14, 2021

Golden State Laker fan

Past Los Angeles Laker fans that are currently Golden State Warrior fans. A bandwagoner.

Someone in 2010: Laker Nation!

Same Person in 2017: Dub Nation!

“I could’ve swore you were a Laker fan 7 years ago. You’re a Golden State Laker fan!”

by ButterflyDesign May 17, 2018

Up State Butter Churner

You rail the girl like you are churning butter.

Brady gave Marcellus the best sex of her life by doing the Up State Butter Churner

by Mebag January 31, 2016

Gordonvale State High School

At Gordonvale State High School you can find fuckboys, druggos, girls who where they’re shorts so high that they asses are hanging out and guys in grade 10 that date girls in grade 8, guys in grade 8 that date girls in grade 7 and girls in grade 8 that date guys in grade 12. You’ll find most kids being sent down to A12 and getting suspended. The fuckboys are hit ofc cause thy always are. If you head to gordy skate park you’ll sometimes see kids smoking durrys and most weekends an after soon you’ll seem boys burning around on motorbikes out at grenpath. Others on scooters

Have you been to Gordonvale State High School Lately

Yeah fuckboys every where

by gfydydhxjxhci November 24, 2018