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Hempression

The impression you leave behind after someone has seen you baked for the first time
I’m gonna leave a good hempression tonight after I smoke with your mom.
by CougheeTime February 21, 2024
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Hemail

The act of sending a man another picture of a nude man, either a selfie or otherwise.
Jeremy Hemailed me last night, he must have been hammered.
by Finnzo February 28, 2024
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Hemogoblin

An extinct goblin that steals hemoglobin (blood).
Those dang Hemogoblins, always tryna take mah blood!
-Your Great Grandfather (probably)
by CrabHawk March 13, 2024
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Hemi-ideoaudment

Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time

Broken down definition:

Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening

ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action

Pronunciation:

hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)

Alternative pronunciation explanation:

Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’
I’m not very good at Hemi-ideoaudment, could you repeat that?
by imaGentleman March 20, 2024
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Hemi-ideoaudment

Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time

Broken down definition:

Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening

ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action

Pronunciation:

hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)

Alternative pronunciation explanation:

Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’
I’m not very good at Hemi-ideoaudment, could you repeat that?
by imaGentleman March 20, 2024
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Hemmoratic rage

A condition in which one suffers so much discomfort, itching , burning and pain from a hemorrhoid they form a psychosis of anger and rage.
The wooden diner booths gave so much discomfort, the man / woman experienced Hemmoratic rage and trashed the restaurant.
by anonymous March 25, 2024
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Hemmurn

A big bulky male typically associated with a purer version of David Goggins. However, this person can also be a faggot at times emitting an essence that if stayed near for too long can cause brain rot and turn you into a "skibidi".
That man looks like a Hemmurn for real! , the stinky faggot.
by ThatGuy@btinternet.com March 30, 2024
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