Fudgecake

When you wanna say 'fuck it' but your parents are around, say 'fudge cake to avoid the shout.

I broke a china mug. Fuck it! Oops sorry mum! I meant to say 'fudgecake'!😕

by Bloody Butt Crack April 28, 2017

Fidget Cube

A fidget toy that is better than autistic spinner
You can fuck around with buttons on fidget cube
Oh and its cheaper

Joel: Man the fidget cube is great!
Durv: Nah the autistic spinner is better
OH SHIT A NEW SKIN THAT IS WORTH 9mill$$$ BETTER GET IT NOW!
Joel:Meh il play on the fidget cube

by Thedestructor200000000!!!!! May 19, 2017

Fidget-Midget

The Fidget-midgets are the most stoked creatures on this planet right now, with the most collected fidgets, and the highest fidget knowledge.

Oh, look! There goes one of those Fidget-midgets! He will bless you with fidget lore!

by Lord Fidget May 23, 2017

fudge nugget

Nugget of fudge that is replaced by the swear word F*** so you can use it in front of your religious friends.

I told Ja'Quan that he was a fudge nugget for doing that.

by The_Negus May 26, 2017

fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.

These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...

by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017

fidget spinner

a dead fad that gives you autism,cancer and aids all at the same time

#fidgetspinner

wow that dude still has a fidget spinner

by Furry boiii June 2, 2017

fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch

"Fudge sex"

by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017