Piss Dick

When a man has an erection from the intense need to urinate.

I gotta go to the bathroom, but I don't want yall to see my raging piss dick.

by angrymidget January 28, 2011

dicking around

Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.

The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

dick-all

Slang term meaning 'nothing'. Can also mean 'anything' if a double negative is used.
See bugger-all, shit-all, cock-all.

1. You've done dick-all since you got here!
2. That idiot doesn't know dick-all!

by keyshaw June 10, 2004

Big Dicking

The term "Big Dicking" is when someone's ego is a little too big and they think they're Mr. Tough guy or "the man". They are too big for their britches so to speak. One that is big dicking is going to act like a complete douche bag that thinks he can beat anyones ass when him himself is in fact a noodle are bitch. When you're big dicking you tend to be shit talking.

Vince: "I'll kick your ass you pussy, your small as hell"

Joe: "Just because you've hit the gym for two weeks doesn't mean you can kick my ass. Seriously, quit big dicking me man.

by Martymcflyy757 March 15, 2015

on the phone with dick

Euphemism for fellatio.

She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.

by Warthog April 20, 2005

Mopy Dick

To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.

Surprise, Jordan has mopy dick today.

by Pokeman 2 da Max! October 11, 2009

Dick Knockout

To be hit very hard in the face with a phallus. This action leads to a knockout and most of the time a memory loss.

- L: How was your night yesterday with QP ?
- U: Well, I'm not sure.. I can't really remember.
- L: He probably did a "dick knockout" !

by TheRealButcher July 6, 2015