Double gay

Basically means straight. The two gays cancel each other out. If you actually tried to use it, thinking it means gay, you goofed up

Guy 1: I like playing volleyball
Guy 2: Lol that's a girl sport you double gay
Guy 1: Why yes, I am straight
Guy 2: FUCK!

by Anonymous, I guess June 5, 2018

double vision

when your in love with two people at once, you often cannot choose who you love more, constantly perplexed on who to be with or go for.

I got double vision, I like Alexis but also like Kate

by yoblondebabee April 19, 2018

Double Gulpper

A phrase used to describe a load which cannot be swallowed in one attempt, and a second swallow must be done. Often followed with gagging, coughing, and in many cases vomiting.

Man 1: I proposed to my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Why would you do something like that?

Man 1: Last night, I gave her a double gulpper, and she didn't gag, cough, or anything.

Man 2: Wow man, never let that one go!

by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010

cunt double

When a female porn star's vagina needs a break.

Female porn star, "my pussy is getting tired. Bring in the cunt double!"

by HamSolo February 12, 2012

Double Orphan

When someone's family is killed taken to an orphanage, then the orphanage is killed.

Bob: Imagine not having a dad Dave.
Dave: I don't wanna hear it double orphan!

by MiggyHater69 March 20, 2021

Double-Arrest

when one is arrested for two offenses in short proximity of one another. you get double jailed, double handcuffed, and double, tazed, bro

Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going
Man:about 30 over officer
Officer:Step out of the vehicle
Man:NO! fuck you i demand that you don't arrest me
Officer:who do you think you are? a lady? you cant flirt your way out of this one sir. your under arrest, Double-Arrest!

by alibiyqrbvipqrv April 25, 2011

double cumming

dou·ble cumming
ˈdəb(ə)l/ ko͝om,kəm-ing/

verb
1. The act of experiencing two orgasms while cumming for what seems like one huge intense fucking literally explosively amazing orgasms with tons of semen everywhere... anyway... but is actually two overlapping orgasms in which the second initiates before the first is able to even reach it's decline resulting in cum everywhere (ie. extreme secretion).

Copyright November 2014 Nick & Amy East.

Nick began double cumming when she started using her mouth in replace of her hands.

by Nick East November 27, 2014