Compusexual

n. A person who basically lives alone, often in their parent's basement, and a virgin whose only sexual contact is online porn and hentai anime.

"That dude really needs to get laid".
"It'll never happen. As long as the Internet is up, he'll be a compusexual."

by Captain Barbacana October 5, 2013

computer studies

A technical term used on the Tattooing industry for Porn. It is often used for the passing of time between customers

"Did i miss much at work today?"

"Na dude, spent most of my time catching up on computer studies"

"...Sweet"

by Crazydude165 January 12, 2014

compublame

The act of blaming a computer, or any other form of technology for what you have did.

The student compublamed his computer for typing the wrong word on the wrong line, even though it was his fault all along.

by jolgames19 April 8, 2014

computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.

My PC is suffering from computer crabs

by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015

compufuck

Online sexual conversation between 2 or more adults involving video, audio, or both.

I met a hottie in the chat room, then we entered a private chat to compufuck.

by Metalhead505 December 10, 2015

computerlexia

Just don't understand computers , even after reading all instructions. The struggle is real.

The woman had a severe case of computerlexia and became sad and frustrated that she could not resume filling out a form , even after 2 hours of trying.

by Mama llama April 22, 2016

computerfull

A very beautiful computer, in which is very nicely organized.

Person 1: Look at my computer!
Person 2: its very computerfull!
Person 1 & 2: *That epic highfive with a freezeframe*

by BumBle Bee is a BlueBerry September 2, 2016