horse cock

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

by carl June 10, 2002

spooky cock

the reproductive organ of a ghost.
Beware the spooky cock it will rape you as soon and as long as possible coming in contact with a spooky cock would be a very bad idea.

Oh my god that fucking ghost got me with his spooky cock

by uRBan diCTIONARy EXTRodenare March 28, 2009

J-cock

The penis of a male with a name that begins with the letter "J"

Jeff says "J-cock was very happy last night, he had sex for the first time in a while" or "My J-cock is 7 inches long" or "yeah man i used J-cock on her all night"

by schaeff daddy April 17, 2009

Cock Master

Man or Woman, but more suited towards the female sex. A middle aged woman who has had ALOT of cock and has children to show as a result, thus showing a true mastering of the cock. Typically has had so much cock that the vagina and anus have merged as one orrifice as a result of wear.
The Yoda of the cock world.

'This woman in the pub is 47, she has had 4 husbands and 6 children by all different men, she is a true cock master'

by Christoph November 13, 2004

cock broom

A cock broom is a street name for a mustache worn by gay men who enjoy performing fellatio for sport.

Dave's mustache rubbed up against Cepages' cock as it "swept" along the surface of his cock like a broom during Dave's nightly fellatio activity.

by Bruce Wilkinson August 13, 2005

Freaks of Cock

A Porn site with black guys with 14 inch dicks that shoot out a flood of cum

person1- wow that sure is a long cum shot freaks of cock is so real

me- thats fake but its disgusting at the same time who gets off to this shit look you can tell its a fake dick

by masterph August 24, 2008

cock pushup

to lift yourself off the ground... using only your boner

KG:Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock pushup.
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner

by NBaker January 17, 2008