Captain Spanish

The process of smothering your penis with raisin filled peanut butter engaging in anal intercourse and then eating the residual peanut butter out of the rectal cavity

I Captain Spanished the shit out of that girl!!

by Lester Cockslap March 2, 2005

Captain Zap

Kick-ass Electro DJ/Producer from Turkey spotted by 17:44 Records.

Did you check out Captain Zap's new track?

by Sir-Barks-A-Lot October 10, 2010

CaptainBear

A Windows loving, Linux hating, iOS using, Android hating, programming GOD.

I would have sex with CaptainBear any day due to his hotness and programming skills.

by crazywillbear April 6, 2021

Captain

the gender neutral version of sir or ma’am, can be used interchangeably with sai

- ladies gentlemen and captains, welcome to this event
nonbinary person- thank you! i’ll have the chicken

-right away Sai

by Jewish bob the builder April 16, 2021

Rohit Captaincy

Rohit Sharma is an Indian cricketer bastmen. People judge his captaincy only based on the IPL stats. But the actual reality is that his team Mumbai Indians is so strong that can defeat any other team even there is no captain in in the team. So, Rohit Sharma is not a contender for the captaincy.

You just won a mini competition. Your captaincy is looking like Rohit captaincy

by Cake Mukka November 21, 2020

got a little captain in you

Most referred to as the position a guy takes while putting his penis in between a girls breasts as she lays down. Most commonly an inside joke amongst couples.

Got a little captain in you

by Godderpiss October 17, 2013

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003