CaptainBear

A Windows loving, Linux hating, iOS using, Android hating, programming GOD.

I would have sex with CaptainBear any day due to his hotness and programming skills.

CaptainBear by crazywillbear April 6, 2021

CaptainBear

A Linux loving, Windows despising, computer and programming GOD.

I love CaptainBear because he's so hot and sexy and good at coding.

CaptainBear by crazywillbear June 23, 2021

captainbratt

A very funny, cool, kind person.

Have you seen captainbratt's new tiktok?
yes, it was funny

captainbratt by mordetwi August 28, 2021

Captainsparklez 

The best youtuber alive! Captainsparklez is the only sense of joy many people get in this world. Enjoy him before Tom killed him because Jordan is better at everything.

Captainsparklez is better than you.

Captainsparklez by DontTalkToMePeasants November 15, 2016

Captainbratt

Captainbratt is very funny, they're also very nice and kind to they're fans and viewers.

Me: OMG! Captainbratt posted and a new video!
Y/n Who's that?
Me: you don't know? IT'S THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH!

Captainbratt by Heaven 💝 November 17, 2021

Captainmarvelsonlywife 

She is the most amazing mutals ever she is funny, nice and pretty cool if you ask me. Beware she might try to scam you into buying her a Melanie Martinez bracelet

Me: I love you
Captainmarvelsonlywife : I hate you

Captainmarvelsonlywife by Alex.mart88 July 15, 2021

captainbang

To have sexual intercourse.

*never plural...aka captain banged...always captain bang

"Last night we captain bang!"

captainbang by Slam and Megan August 15, 2005