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Cancer

It's a shame coronavirus didn't kill every single one of them. Those cancer cells have been wrecking havoc on the rest of the world and getting away with it for far too long.

It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.

Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.

Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?

The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.

There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.

News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022
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cancer slut

a girl who formerly had cancer but now wants to live her life to the fullest by fucking everyone
ex. okg kathryn turned into such a cancer slut
by scarletttara April 18, 2022
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cancerbait

A toxic techinque of highliting meaningless and irrelevant information to draw attention to a non-existant piece of information.

Making particular letters in a caption bold or a different colour to create the impression of said text containing an acronym or second meaning, when in fact the shared content is completely worthless.

Generally a technique of wasting additional minutes of an audience's life.
- Why did I just spend five minutes watching this video? Nothing even happens.

= Did you read the caption?

- Yeah I read it several times; it makes no sense and I dont even know what I'm looking at.

= You should have scrolled past. That's clearly Cancerbait.
by Epic mlg beast April 20, 2022
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Cancer

Example 1
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am yasuo main
Example 2
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am teemo main
Example 3
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am master yi main
by imagineperson April 22, 2022
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cancerniscious

to believe in people getting cancer and thinking that it is a good thing that they got it (being an advocate for cancer and believing that people should get cancer)
the football kids in my math class are cancerniscious, he thinks that his uncle should get cancer and deserves to have it
by maze004 May 8, 2022
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cancerrandom

Someone that isnt on lolpros
Holy shit, redcookie is a komplett cancerrandom
by x9blue May 14, 2022
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Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022
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