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Canadian Tea-Bag 

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
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Canadian Sweater 

Two men pull their foreskin back and put the tips of their penises together then proceeds to pull the foreskin over each other's penis heads overlapping foreskins. Also known as docking
Dallin and I had a Canadian sweater for our anniversary.

canadian timmy 

Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.
"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "

"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"
canadian timmy by TrippyD23 July 21, 2022

Canadian Chili Dog 

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.
Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
Canadian Chili Dog by DerykS. July 24, 2022

Canadian King 

Derek is the king of Canada and the internal ruler of it
The Canadian king will rule forever over Canada and it’s many allies

Canadian Twerking

A vigorous back and forth movement of the hips while wearing primarily denim clothing or full overalls. Frequently performed by Caucasian males with significant unearned confidence.
Did you see Sam Canadian twerking sanding that wood block

Canadian Taxi 

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day
Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!
Canadian Taxi by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022